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Showing posts with label Not me. Show all posts
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Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am such a good friend that I did not eat macaroni in front of Heather while she was at my house Thursday. I would never be rude and eat in front of her when she had not had dinner either. Nope, Not me! (I still feel bad.)

I would never put a friend (Heather, again – Sorry) through going to pick out eye glasses in Wal-Mart with me, AFTER we had just shopped for groceries for 30 minutes. Nope, Not me!

I am so good at playing beer pong that I never get tipsy from playing, because I never have to drink any of the cups. Nope, not me!

I would never fall asleep on the couch while hosting a party at my house. Nope, not me!

I did not put my pop tart in the toaster this morning and wonder why it was taking so long before realizing that the power strip was turned off. Nope, not me!

I was not excited that Sarah left her ice cream cake at my house, nor did I eat any of it yesterday. Nope, Not me!

I would never leave my garage a mess after a party at the house on a Sunday, when I have all day to do it. Nope, Not me!

I am sure there are lots more things that I can't remember that I DIDN'T do this past week. I'll have to save them for next Monday. What did you not do?